moistmaiden
24 / Female seeking Male 25 - 48
Rating : 9.03
Born : 1984-01-19
Location : Amsterdam, Netherlands
About moistmaiden: Tips to getting a response to the message you are about to send me ....TIP #1 >>> within this profile- there are clues to who I am, what I'm like and what I want....TIP #2 >>> you must read the entire profile to get these clues....TIP #3 >>> your message should reflect that you've read the profile and have a clue....LOLfor those of you who haven't been scared off/ have a sense of humour/ can read/ and are serious about what YOU want.......please continue reading............Don't be ashamed of who you are. WHETHER YOU'RE BIG OR SMALL, SHORT OR TALL, BLONDE OR BRUNETTE- EVEN MULTI-COLORED IS GREAT!!!- IF YOU HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE OR AN EXTRA TOE, IF YOU LIKE TO EAT KETCHUP ON SPAGHETTI OR DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR...IF YOU PREFER YOUR ICE-CREAM IN A BOWL INSTEAD OF A CONE, OR YOUR BEER IN A GLASS INSTEAD OF A BOTTLE...IF YOU LIKE TO DANCE IN A THUNDER-STORM, OR WATCH CARTOONS IN THE BUFF...IF YOU REALLY DO BUY HUSTLER FOR THE ARTICLES, OR CALL YOUR MOM TWICE A DAY....IF YOU SING LIKE ELVIS IN THE SHOWER OR HAVE UNDER-WEAR FOR EVERY HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR....IF YOU FART IN THE BATHTUB AND IT MAKES YOU GIGGLE OR YOU STILL PLAY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO'S AND YOU HAVE NO KIDS.....hahaha....No matter who you are- everyone deserves to feel fufilled and content. NO matter your sexual preference or status- you deserve to be desired and wanted. No-one has the right to judge or insult you, because NO-ONE is perfect!!!
